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Ang kuweto
ang kuwento ni inday
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya,
namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila.
Habang ini-interview ng amo.....
.
Amo: Kailangan namin ng katulong para mag-linis ng
bahay,Magluto, maglaba, mamalantsa, mamalengke,
at magbantay sa mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat
ngito?
Inday: I believe that my acquired skills, training and
expertise in management with the use of standard
tools, and my discipline and experience will
contribute significantly to the value of the work that
you want done. My creativity, productivity and
work-efficiency and the high quality of outcome I
can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [Nagdugo ang ilong.]
Makaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo,
nakitang may bukol si Junior.
Amo: Inday, bakit may bukol si Junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless
aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural
design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's
cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the
auditory organ.
Amo: [Nagdugo ulit ang ilong.]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan....
Amo: Inday, bakit naman maalat ang ulam natin?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it
seems that the increased amount of sodium
chloride affected the taste drastically and those
actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [Nagdugo na naman ang ilong.]
Donya: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nararatnan kitang
nanunuod ng TV?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing
absolutely nothing.
Donya: [Hinimatay.]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si Junior sa
Principal's office dahil hindi makapunta ang amo at
donya.
Principal: Sinuntok ni Junior ang kanyang kaklase.
Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will
inflict an injury to anyone. I can only imagine how
you handle schizophrenic kids in this educational
institution. Your policies need revision because they
suck!
Principal: [Nagbitiw sa tungkulin.]
.
Pagdating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na
galit.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng
bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have
occurred, wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The
way the debris is scattered indicates that the gust
of wind was going northeast, causing damage to the
path it was heading for.
Amo: [Nagdugo na naman ang ilong.]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si
Junior.
Inday: Stop your rambunctious behavior! It is bound
to result in property damages and if that happens,
there will be the corresponding corporal punishment
to be inflicted upon you!
Junior: [Takbo sa CR, para hugasan ang
nagdudugongilong.]
Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday.
Nasa balita na umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: Bakit kaya siya umalis?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not
because of selfish reasons but because they just
know instinctively that things will get worse if they
stay. Leaving can be very tough, and it's even
harder when people can't understand you for doing
so.
Junior: [Binalunguyngoy na naman. Takbo ulit sa
CR.]
Nung gabing yon, may nag-text kay inday--
si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gustong
makipagtext-mate..
inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance,
my unequivocal reply to your request - Irrevocable
denial.
.
Di naglaon, dahil sa tiyaga ni Dodong, naging
girlfriendniya rin si inday.
.
Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-
break si inday kay Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you
made the provocations. The way you smile is the
proximate cause why I love you. We have some
rules to think of, however. We have no vested rights
to love each other because the upper house hold
dismissed my petition!
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken.... I was merely
attempting to expand my network of interests by
involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofore,
you can expect an end to any verbal articulation
from myself!
.
May dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang
usapan nina Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (kay inday): Be careful in letting go of the
things you think are just nothing because someday
you will realize that the one you gave away was the
very thing you had been wishing for to
stay..UPDATE.
.
Narinig ng amo ni inday ang lahat-lahat.
Amo: Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng inggles,
sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at ng anak ko,
palalayasin ko sa pamamahay na ito!
Inday: Ang namutawi sa inyong bibig ay mataman
kong ilalagak as kasuluk-sulukan ng aking
balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, at palagi
kong gugunam-gunamin.
Sakbibi ng madlang lumbay kung mapapalis sa
gunita yaring inyong tinuran..
Amo: Leche! Hindi kami sinauna! Yung makabagong
wika at salita ang gusto kong gagamitin dito sa
bahay ko!!
Inday: Tarush! Pachenes pa 'tong chorva eklavubo
chuva tabayishki kun suplandish!
Nyahaha HANDS UP me sayo manang inday
nyahahaha !!!!
21-02-24 20:17:21 | by Zeirojuan
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Comments
_simplyJULZ_ kahit aq babalinguynguyin aq SA katatawa dito, nice script.. good one clap! Clap!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
21-03-05 03:38:51
Misxyhanna29 hahaha kaloka 🤣
21-02-25 16:02:38
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